patchboi 

n. (patch' - boy)

Someone who plays online games but never posts within the official forums until the whole system goes down, giving them nothing better to do but bitch and moan to others within said forum until the servers come back up.

Patchboi - "This game suxors! It's always broken when I want to play! This is bullshit and I want a refund for my wasted hours!!!"

Forum Member - "Dood! STFU and go play something else you Patchboi asshole. No one cares about your bullshit here. Shit happens and life goes on .. so why don't you put the keyboard away and get some fucking sun you fat prick."

Patchboi - "Nevermind. Server is back up and I can log in again. I love this game it really roxors!!!!"

Forum Member - "Fucking idiot Patchboi!"

patchboi by Neuromancer April 24, 2006

Patchoing

The art of being able to look someone in the eyes and not hesitate to lie. If one is to get caught in a lie, one must come up with an even greater lie in order to cover up his previous lie. The origin of this word came from the island of O’ahu, deep inside Campbell Industry by a bunch of pricks.

“Eh, you not patchoing me ah?”

“I could already tell da kine was patchoing me the other day.”

“I’m sick and tired of getting patchoed already. It’s the 4th time today!”

Patchoing by NTW Prick January 31, 2019