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park a darkie

To defecate, do a poo, to go to the toilet, number 2
-to sit upon the toilet seat and lay a good healthy brown faecal log into the bowl.

Parked a darkie, parking a darkie
also spelled darky
Houseboy: "Would you like a massage now, George?
Clooney: "Not now, I'm about to go park a darkie."
by jujickson January 25, 2014
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Floral Park

Town on the border of queens and Long Island In Nassau county. Queens side is mostly Indians and the Long Island side is mostly white. The people on the Long Island side think they are superior because they pay higher taxes and drive Volvo’s and “dress better”(bragging about the most basic mundane shit) but in reality they still live in this over rated town and just like the queens side. The Long Island side is known more for drinking and what not. The queens side has a lot of Indians who stare at every moving thing and don’t know how to act in public (are weird asl). Overall this town has weird people who laugh at strangers who get hurt doing something or having their vehicle get stuck in the snow.
Floral park resident 1: hey did you see that kid fall off his bike and break his neck? (While pointing and laughing)
Floral park resident 2: yeah it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen hahahahaha
by Us79910 September 16, 2020
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parking lotting

when people have nothing else to do so they just sit in a vehicle at night with 1 or more friends in a shady parking lot, and pig out and/or discuss life
referred to as "lotting" as short, or lets go "lot"
person1: yo man i just got a shitload of food from wawa, and i have a lot to get off my chest
person2: you want to go parking lotting?
by shitheadasshole December 30, 2008
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Park Jimin

Park Jimin is a South Korean singer from the boyband BTS. He was born on October 13th, 1995. He is 5'9" in height and commonly goes by the nicknames chimchim and mochi.
Park Jimin is extremely attractive and lovable. If he isn't your bias, he's probably your bias wrecker. His stage presence is absolutely incredible... and OH BOY don't get me started on his amazing dance skills<3
Some of his most notable eras are hyyh, fire, kitty gang (190216 Jimin), mots7, and ptd. If you're unfamiliar with these eras, hop on twitter and search them up.
"Who is that dude with the big lips and black hair?"
"That's Park Jimin!! Once you Jim-in, you can't Jim-out."
by hey_there75 May 11, 2022
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grange park

A park near Much Music headquarters in Toronto, ON, Canada.
A place where you can ALWAYS get weed.
everyone was dry, so we went to grange park
by Velvokai May 27, 2005
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Tom Parked

A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.
Dude, you got so Tom Parked!

It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.

I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.
by TomParkedMeaning April 16, 2017
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Ray Parks

Bad ass motherfucker. Ladies man with a tongue that pleases women turning them into quivering mounds of sweaty flesh.
He Ray Parks'd her so good, she looked like a melted bowl of vanilla ice cream.
by LickerLiquor February 10, 2014
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