Pootering

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.

Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.

by New Horizon February 27, 2011

Pooter

Vagina

God my girlfriends pooter is the best!
My pooter itches like crazy

by Peener peener March 4, 2018

Poster

I.e. cool, mega cool, excellent

"I would love to goto see ACDC live man".

"Me too, that would be poster!"

by Romeo October 21, 2004

Pooter

A person or creature behaving in an irritating or unintelligent way.

A person knocking your pen on the floor- "You bloody pooter!"

by Freddy Davis July 11, 2005

pooter

a person who is being no fun, a partypooper

Stop being such a pooter and eat another brownie!

by claudia2cool April 18, 2006

pooter scooter

its a scooter made out of assholes

while scooters are fun toys for kids, pooter scooters are more directed for mature audiences

by iwillpootyourscoot December 21, 2008

The poltergeist

The sexual act of having your partner hangs onto the headboard and you hold onto the lower thighs inserting the penis into the other members hole. The one hanging onto the headboard twists and turns while the other partner forcefully has intercourse. The one inserting yells " carl anne dont go into the light ".

That bitch is freaky, she made me do the poltergeist to her ass last night.

by MDRJ6J December 6, 2009