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pump my own dick

Another version of toot my own horn.
To boast or brag about oneself.
I'm not trying to pump my own dick here but caught 3 touchdowns last week.
by TrumplovesPutin May 10, 2017
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Smooching my own Coochie

A term for female masturbation. Similar to the male term of beating my meat
"I'll be right out hun; I got to finish smooching my own Coochie"
by Prplskittle April 3, 2019
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Answered my own question

I answered my own question, didn't I? I actually had several pretty good answers. The dragon age/fight club thing? That one was pretty good.
Hym "Hahahahaha! That's actually the story behind one of my catchphrases! You know what it is? You've probably already heard it but I'll repeat it for you: DON'T TRY AND FAIL! There. Now you know. I answered my own question. But you didn't answer mine... Did you see the maze? You said you were in hell... After you almost died. It sounds like you saw it. You saw it didn't you? What did you do? To stave off the creature? Ooh! I'm so curious! Was it me or was it the creature? I know it's a fan of mine so maybe it liked the idea and used it itself but, boy, am I curious. I have to try not to get a big head. Don't want to make your mistakes and get too big for my britches."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
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set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".
guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14

Rahul Vaidya is the favorite to BiggBoss 14. He has played the game with his heart. RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14.
by Hvash February 12, 2021
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bring your own bullets

used when you have crips up your arse and you want backup from your 2nd battalion
"hey guys wanna go barbecue? BYOB (bring your own bullets)" They then showed up fully armed to the teeth with guns and ammunition for the battle of their life.
by nauseousthought October 31, 2023
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Mine your own harbour

'Don't mine your own harbour'

Meaning never wank in the bath.
Had a wank in the bath last night.....DUDE WTF? Dont mine your own harbour
by boring_pseudonym November 1, 2013
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