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Phone-Scissoring

When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.
Stop phone-scissoring with Stacey and make me dinner!
by x BILKO x October 10, 2016
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Phone Worthy

A hookup that is good looking enough to be the background of your phone without catching shit from your friends.

It is added to the scale of describing ones potential or past hookup, slampiece, or person of interest's level of sexy. The scale is now as follows:
Ugly < if i was drunk < doable < decent < phone worthy < dime
1:
John: Is that the girl from last night on your phone?
Rob: You know it.
John: Good call, shes def PHONE WORTHY

2:
John: Look at the blonde at the end of the bar, shes a total dime.
Rob: Eh, not quite a dime, but still PHONE WORTHY
by Eta Bro December 9, 2010
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spiderman phone

A smart phone that has been dropped, the screen shattered, resembling a spider web, but still works.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.
Dude finally upgrades to a smart phone, and what does he do on the first day? He drops it
and converts it to a spiderman phone.
by GATORBOY9A April 29, 2013
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Phone bondage

Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.
"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."

(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)

"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."

(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)
by anuXdew2000 March 24, 2008
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porn phone

A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.
I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”
by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019
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Phone Drunk

(adj) - A lack of coordination and/or concentration while performing a task caused by the simultaneous use of a cellular device.
#1.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.

Person2: She's Phone Drunk.

#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.

Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.
by TecKrieger August 12, 2012
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phone hoe

Someone who stays on the phone constantly, ignoring those around them.
by Star Blaster May 24, 2016
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