Nonce

A Nigerian man on houseparty called Muhammad. He constantly says the word Emily and gets bullied by 11 and 14 year olds

“Emily” says Muhammad

“Shut up Muhammad you’re a nonce” Says joe

by Muhammad’s worst nightmare July 11, 2020

nonce

british slang for a pedophile. aka. my music teacher.

"mate our music teacher is SUCH a nonce"

for real. i swear he wants to keep kids back to touch em or somethin

by OrphanMurderer:) January 16, 2022

Nonce

Paedophile. A person who likes to touch kids

Jack said: TOM HANN GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN THE RAILWAY YOU UTTER NONCE!

by Everyone at skinners January 31, 2018

Turbo nonce

Mark Attwood

Mark Atwood is a turbo nonce

by Noidea23 May 5, 2024

Foot nonce

Brandon, a tall slender feller from Nuneaton town who wants to know where them toes are at.

Oh boi where them toes at mate.said the foot nonce

by Dave cabbage December 20, 2021

Spain nonce cocaine head

Santi Dmech niga

“Hey did you see that Spain Nonce Cocaine Head?!”
“Yea that’s just a Santi Dmech niga.”

by gaveen123 May 3, 2023

Nonce

Shani

Shani is a nonce Cus she’s in love with youngers

by Jamieeeee18 July 25, 2021