Noonite

An ancient group of people who originated in Arabia in late 200 b.c. They breed from within their own families and have distinct characteristics that define their culture, such as large lips and big ears. They have now spread around the world and now make up 1.326 percent of the world's population. The purebreed Noonites have one particular quality where on full moon nights they turn into tadpoles. Noonan Syndrome also originated in this race of people.

-I am fascinated by the Noonite culture.
-I am taking a class on the history of the Noonites at my local college.
-Morgan and Nick are Anti-Noonites.

by nicholas Nasty August 14, 2009

hero noob

The term originating from the musicianforums. It is used to describe someone who is a bigger noob than a typical noob. A hero noob however doesn't know that they are a noob.

When used in many online games, the usual response is a question mark (?) followed by "lol"

someone - Lolz, stfu hero noob
someone else - wtf lol ?

by Phala May 18, 2006

Hado Noob

A gamer who sucks at fighting games and constantly spams projectile attacks (like Ryu'sHadouken) instead of employing any actual technique.

P1: Alright! Suck on this fool! Hadouken!
P2: ...
P1: What the fuck? Why didn't they hit?!
P2: Learn to roll Hado Noob.

by Sarcasmancer February 25, 2009

Dick Noodling

The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.

Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.

by dicknoodling November 18, 2021

poppin' a noodle

Also know as busting a nut, or when the male member ejaculates or, "skeets."

I caught Edwin poppin' a noodle on Finkel last night. I didn't know they were gay!

by Jordan Copeland April 11, 2008

hangman's noose

When your girl's hair finds it way into you boxers, wraps itself around you dick and balls and you go to pull it out thinking its just a random hair, but instead its trying to strangle the boys.

Hey Tommy have you ever had a hangman's noose?
Damn dude I almost hangman's noosed my boys. Thought I almost castrated myself.

by Rhonous July 22, 2018

noogy

To grab someone around the neck with your arm, pull their head against your body (thus subduing them), make your other hand into a fist, and grate your knuckles painfully against their scalp. If you're sneaky enough, grabbing them around the neck may not be necessary.

A favorite tactic among bullies and older siblings.

Hey! Don't give me a noogy! It breaks my hair! - My sister

by noogyman February 9, 2005