mustard fucker

a person who has sexual intercourse with people of Asian ethnicity

"Ryan likes those slant eye'd bitches he is a total Mustard Fucker"

by Adam Sin January 13, 2008

Mastabatorial

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.

1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!

by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008

mastarvation

When a person in unable to masturbate for a long time (long depending on their usual masturbation habits). This may be because they have very little alone time or if they break their hand, hurt penis, feel guilty ect.

A common cause of mastarvation is camping or staying in a hotel with other people.

The ejaculation after mastarvation is euphoric.

Bro! after camping for 2 weeks I was suffering serious mastarvation. When I got home I jumped straight onto porn and had a euphoric wank.

by Regular_Terrestrial September 2, 2011

Mistake Lake

Mystic Lake Casino in Prior Lake, MN. Just because it sucks!

I don't want to go to Mistake Lake...I always lose when I go there.

by Lives in MN August 11, 2010

Mistake

A song from Demi Lovato's newest album Unbroken.

Now that I'm thinking sober
Don't try and get no closer (example of lyrics of Mistake)

by OneReader November 18, 2011

MustardMusket

a wiener and/or meatstick

Thats one tasty MustardMusket

by omega20mm August 23, 2007

mustard dorkin

(must-are-d dork-in) the act of placing mustard from the bottle near, in or around the anus.

yo, pete was so f'ed up jay made a salad in his hair, put pickles in his shoes, and gave him a mustard dorkin.

by jjigga August 21, 2009