Morbing

The process trans women undergo with raised prolactin levels where their breasts secrete a clear discharge

Her bra was stuck to her tits from her constant morbing

by doctormichaelmorbiusphd June 25, 2022

morbiolion

morbillion but spelled in wrong way and if u use it u are a bit gay

person 1: atleast we dont have to pay 3 morbillion for some fuel
person 2: morbiolion?
person 1: no morbillion

by morbed_4269 June 29, 2022

Morbiusexual

A term stating that someone is sexually attracted to the main character of the movie Morbius, Morbin

-Sorry guys, I'm Morbiusexual, I can't have a threesome with you.

by banana guy68419 June 29, 2022

Morb

To ejaculate without stimulant or to bust a nut without masturbating. kinda like a wet dream.

I Morbed so hard when I learned about the release of the new Morbius sequel.

by Maxi Waxi Taxi June 30, 2022

Morbie

A movie meeting the following criteria:

- exactly 1 hour and 44 minutes in length

- is considered a masterpiece

- features the iconic "Morbius" character

- made 15 morbillion dollars in the opening weekend
- features the world renowned method actor Jared Leto
A Morbie, in the end, is something that is world renowned, truly a beautiful masterpiece, and at the moment one of a kind thanks to the greatest movie of all time Morbius.

If someone were to believe that a Morbie were bad they deserve to be publically executed to be made an example of and have brought deep shame to their family.

A famous person who disliked Morbius was JFK whom was famously shot by a sniper which was followed by many peoples cheers of pure happiness and the sniper rewarded with a free pass to heaven.

Person 1: "I didn't much enjoy Morbius"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking homunculus, Morbius is a fucking masterpiece, it wasn't just a fucking movie, it was a Morbie"
Person 1: "Dude calm the fuck down people can have opinions"
Person 1's wife: "Why the fuck did I marry you, I'm taking the kids, you'll never see us again you worthless sack of shit"
Person 1: "Wait what?, honey come on calm down!"
*Person 1's cellphone rings*
Person on the phone: "Hello is this person 1?"
Person 1: "Yes.. why?"
Person on the phone: "your parents are dead, they killed themselves after hearing that they ended up raising such a worthless jobbernowl that dislikes a world renowned Morbie masterpiece"

Person 1: *shoots himself*
Person 2: "fucking deserved it, the world is better now"
Markiplier: "Hello my name is Markiplier"

by LeanDrinkingMorbiusFan July 1, 2022

Morbilicious

So delicious it can make you morb.

Jerry: That sandwich was morbilicious.
Jameathon: Compliments to the chef.

by Morbnado July 3, 2022

Morb

Used to describe a feeling of total unrivalled satisfaction.

Boy 1: Bro last night this girl totally morbed
Boy 2: I wish my girl morbed last night
Boy 1: you just haven't watched morbius enough bro

by Filo4444 July 4, 2022