chunky monkey

noun: the object of a chubby chaser's affection. Never refer to another person as a "chunky monkey" unless-
A. you know the person very well, so much so that said person would not be offended by being called one, or-
B. you can run very fast and will never see the person again.

A. come on over later, my little chunky monkey!
B. baby, you are a chunky monkey. leave some food for the rest of the world!

by earpuller October 10, 2005

muff monkey

1.Old navy slang for a penis. 2.Sailor who can't stay out of whore-houses.

There goe's Bert on liberty again. What a muff monkey.

by Dub Edwards September 10, 2008

Copy Monkey

Derogatory (and ironically used) term used in advertising to describe copy writers. A derivative of the term 'mac monkey' used to describe artworkers or graphic designers working on the designers choice of equipment the Apple Mac.

Also copy monkey can sometimes be known as someone who works in a copy shop although this is unconfirmed.

To some copywriters this is extrememly insulting when used not in conjunction with 'creative'.

"Now that's the creative sorted, let's give it to the copy monkey"

by Martin Dorey February 26, 2008

Slide Monkey

Person who combines slides from multiple sources into a single PowerPoint deck. Each source will not have a consistent approach to the slides or any competency in PowerPoint whatsoever. This combination will result in complex, complicated, overly detailed slides, and an excessive amount of mindless pixel by pixel movement to achieve a consistent presentation.

The person can sometimes be more concerned with having everything aligned and properly animated than the actual content of the slide or deck.

Since I was the designated Slide Monkey, I was up all night consolidating everyone's input into a cohesive deck.

by lisid April 24, 2008

Mountain Monkey

Distant relatives of the better-known but enigmatic Japanese "Snow Monkeys", North American Mountain Monkeys can be found in the greater Rocky Mountain region. They construct small, functional lairs and are often found hurtling down steep slopes at high speeds in all seasons. They are gentle at heart but can be dangerous if crossed -- approach them carefully while maintaining eye contact. Offerings of food and drink can't hurt either.

That dude's such a mountain monkey, he hasn't changed his long johns all season!

by monkesius mountainii November 23, 2011

Monkey Wank

Pleasuring oneself with the feet, whilst swinging in a tyre.

I'm off home for a banana, a few nuts and a monkey wank.

by Borthers February 21, 2007

Dick Monkey

One who swings from dick to dick, as a monkey on a tree would do.

Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?

Sam: What about him?

Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim

Sam: He is such a dick monkey!

by theironavenger September 19, 2009