Verb: The act of becoming aroused. This arousal can be caused by people, events, clothing, food and any and all other experiences and need not be sexual in any way shape or form.
This is the female equivalent of the male "Cracking a Fat"
This is the female equivalent of the male "Cracking a Fat"
by Broooooooooooke April 28, 2011
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The lips of the side of the vagina that gets slightly wet during sexual stimulation
And apprently... The three worst words in the English lanuage put together to define a womans slightly dampened Labia Minora
The lips of the side of the vagina that gets slightly wet during sexual stimulation
And apprently... The three worst words in the English lanuage put together to define a womans slightly dampened Labia Minora
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Dude: Hey what's the worst three words you could put together?
Chick: I dunno?
Dude: Moist Cunt Flaps
Chick: Thats fucking sick you pervert!
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Apprently she has moist cunt flaps
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Lick my moist cunt flaps!
Dude: Hey what's the worst three words you could put together?
Chick: I dunno?
Dude: Moist Cunt Flaps
Chick: Thats fucking sick you pervert!
2...
Apprently she has moist cunt flaps
3...
Lick my moist cunt flaps!
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Man 2: That was a real moist statement!
2. Man: The girls arent here yet? Oh, we dont need any chicks to have fun right guys?!
Man 2: That was too moist for me I g2g.
Man 2: That was a real moist statement!
2. Man: The girls arent here yet? Oh, we dont need any chicks to have fun right guys?!
Man 2: That was too moist for me I g2g.
by D Bizz1986 November 28, 2009
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Joe1: "Damn, look at those hot-ass moisties"
Joe2: "Let's see their faces"
Joe1: "Whoa, they're like 13, but they're definitely (moistie) cadets"
Joe2: "Let's see their faces"
Joe1: "Whoa, they're like 13, but they're definitely (moistie) cadets"
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Last night Nicole got hammered and passed out, so Chris gave her the midnight moisturizer. She woke up in the morning and looked like a glazed doughnut.
by Sean A. Collins December 27, 2007
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