how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

Quarter-Mile Smile

-you have a good smile from a quarter mile away, but not any closer than that because it is just hideous!

Damn, that girl needs to back the hell up, she's got a quarter-mile smile!

by ...Caesium... July 25, 2011

jumping the mile

To be going ahead of a trend in a doubtful manner

He be jumping the mile with those shoes.

by Misha "The Pimp" December 29, 2006

mile below club

Having sex in an underground mine, technically while at least a mile below the ground. Opposite of mile high club.

Rumor is it is that some of those rescued Chilean miners are now members of the exclusive mile below club.

by billthecat October 21, 2010

Italian of the Mideast

An Armenian person, because of the joie de vivre that Armenians have, much like Italians, and the fact that Armenian is a language very well-suited to music, like Italian.

Mrs. Khachadourian is an Italian of the Mideast---when she speaks Armenian, it rolls off her tongue like music, just like Mr. Giannini when he speaks Italian.

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Green Mile

A network of rural roads that isn't patrolled by cops, and therefore is safe for driving while smoking weed.

"Dude, let's smoke some weed."
"Nah man, my roommate isn't cool with weed."
"Fuck it, get in the car and we'll drive the green mile."

by Castigated Clairvoyant August 10, 2012

Mild

Fat piece of shit.

What the hell is that mild doing there?

by tr0greaver February 18, 2003