midgetry

To be small, petty, envious or jealous. To act like a child.

I accuse you of practicing midgetry!

by wkb October 5, 2007

midget starfish

a sexual act where five legless midgets lay on their backs all nubbed together in a star shape and one fag blows them all at the same time

That sick fuck at work CODY WORLEY seems like the type that would do a midget starfish, i'm sure he'd love all those shlongs in his mouth.

by hendogmx October 21, 2009

midgetian

Of or pertaining to midgets.

Not to be confused with a magician, a midget's shin.

See midgets holding carrots

Oscar: I'm gonna kick some midget shin!
Fred: I'm gonna be a magician!
Henry: My midget is midgetian. He lives in Midgetia and eats Midgeberries.

by Salty3-1 August 24, 2005

midget tit

1. small child

2. someone that acts like a small child

"some midget tit was trying to sell me girl scout cookies"

guy 1 - "you have a sister??"
guy 2 - "yeah, but she's just a midget tit, you pedo"

by uuhhhjaboa! March 16, 2010

Midgetitude

A person who is short and has an attitude about their shortness.
Also, someone who gets very annoyed or angry when calling them short
Giving someone attitude over their shortness

That chick just had a midgetitude freak, just because this dude said 'Hey Shortie' to her.

by Some chick552 January 17, 2011

Midget Pimp

A person who pimps out little people prostitutes exclusively.

With the large demand for sexy little people, the midget pimp's business was booming. pimpmidgetlittle people

by Leah Bo Beah May 25, 2011

midget gems

(Adjective) something you like and enjoy but would never go out and seek it

Girl 1: oh i wish i could get logans dick
Girl 2: meh hes pretty midget gems to me

by ●♡ April 25, 2015