primus maximus

cumming on my hand

I must use a Kleenex next time I primus maximus

by big butt bob April 10, 2015

maximilian

musty

maximilian looks like a rat

by nocappppppppping April 12, 2023

maximilliano

a male who has a very small but fat chode. one is is unable to do more than one thing while having sex, or even making out. maximilliano is very immature, though he may try and act cool, he is usually a really weird guy. ladies, if you find a man named maximilliano run away and never turn back. he is most likely going to turn gay.

I 'hung out' with maximilliano and he sucked at everything! what a faggot.

by dicksuckinglesbianman February 23, 2011

Boximus Maximus

The ultimate lunchbox or box.

Joe: Tyler is a lunchbox.

Phil: Yeah, I know. He's the Boximus Maximus.

by ThePope January 19, 2005

Maximum Lolzorz

The pinnacle of lol

"That Suite Life of Zack and Cody episode was so maximum lolzorz!"

by JonnyIsAnAwesomePuppetMaster October 2, 2008

Biblium Thumperian Maximus

Proper Noun.

Scientific name for a Holy Roller. Translates to "Maximum Bible Thumper".

ATTENTION: Please refrain from feeding the Holy Rollers (also known as Biblium Thumperian Maximus) as it cause undue stress to Athiests.

by yellebelle May 11, 2011

Onriosso Maximus

*When a person is Maximally Onery to the BONE!

*Referring to a person who is SO Totally Unbelievably Onery!

*Can be used to refer to a humorous Adult but is most commonly used to refer to a young Child; generally from the ages of 1-5 years old.

*Pronounciation (Ah-n-re-Ah-So) (Max-i-mus)

My little two year old Grandson is SO Totally Onriosso Maximus; you can see it in his EYES! You just never know what his next move is going to be!

by 1KoolNana! May 11, 2011