Maple Syrup

Alcoholic Urine. Named for its deep amber/orange color, often derived from dehydration and renal failure.

Hey mother fucker!!!!! Next time your alcoholic ass drops some maple syrup, flush the damn toilet!

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Marble Ceiling

The act of a male who is at the climax of receiving oral sex aiming the ejaculation at the roof of his givers mouth.

Boy, I just gave that ho a major Marble Ceiling.

by Mack Daddy 1 February 8, 2007

Hanna maple

The most beautiful girl in the world.

My girlfriend is hanna maple, and I am the luckiest man alive.

by Boyfriend'93 September 18, 2011

maple leaf

Virginity for a Canadian girl.

"So is he the guy that -- how should I put this like a gentleman ? ... Robin, did he take your maple leaf ?"

Marshall in How I met your mother.

by Deyway March 11, 2009

Maralagovirus

A common name for COVID-19 or CoronaVirus

Did you hear Jeremy died from Maralagovirus?

Don’t touch me, you’re going to give me Maralago!!!

Ma’am, you’ve tested positive for COVID-19, or Maralagovirus. You have 10 minutes to live.

by VegaBrother March 5, 2020

marblehead

a town where everyone is bitches and need to go fuck themselves and everyon spreads rumors anyone who is moving here is making a big fucking mistake. this town sucks everyone gets stoned and fucks and are annoying a hell. Everyone in marblehead are yuppies and think they are the shit. Its the worst place in the world.All the girls are bitches, every single one especially the ones who think they are "popular" FUCK YOU MARBLEHEAD!!!!

A bad town is marblehead

by prettygurl111 November 13, 2010

Maple Leaf Mustache

In relation to Canada's History, the Maple Leaf Mustache involves the act of a man masturbating with maple syrup in a heavily wooded area while wearing a Canadian Flag draped over his shoulders as to cover his anal area, then at the point of ejaculation, grabbing the nearest woodland animal (preferably a large one like a mountain lion, black bear or deer)then firing a rocket load on the stunned animals lips, smear it in with the head of the penis and shout in exhausted ecstacy "Fuck me with a Molson bottle!!!"

Dean asked if his friend at Staples if he was able to pull off the Maple Leaf Mustache. His buddy told him that he got about 70% of it complete, but the chipmunk almost took off the helmet with one ferocious bite.

by Jason Williams in my mouth! July 27, 2010