In relation to Canada's History, the Maple Leaf Mustache involves the act of a man masturbating with maple syrup in a heavily wooded area while wearing a Canadian Flag draped over his shoulders as to cover his anal area, then at the point of ejaculation, grabbing the nearest woodland animal (preferably a large one like a mountain lion, black bear or deer)then firing a rocket load on the stunned animals lips, smear it in with the head of the penis and shout in exhausted ecstacy "Fuck me with a Molson bottle!!!"
Dean asked if his friend at Staples if he was able to pull off the Maple Leaf Mustache. His buddy told him that he got about 70% of it complete, but the chipmunk almost took off the helmet with one ferocious bite.
by Jason Williams in my mouth! July 27, 2010
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