Royal Mail

When an unwitting participant rolls down their window to converse while an accomplice waits in the wings.

While the window is down, said accomplish springs into action and leaps through the air passing the window. At the apex he/she lands a direct hit of flatulence delivered in the open window.

They have just delivered the "Royal Mail."

I was trying to get directions when that asshole delivered the Royal Mail.

by Pseudocrotch November 1, 2009

Madilyn

Madilyn is the source of all your gayness, will turn you gay and will slay that coochie.

Girl 1: OMG have you seen Madilyn?
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm gay now

by Move I'm Gay December 28, 2019

Marilyn

A sad and depressed girl who is a very good friend, she most likely has a lot of hoes and is very pretty, Sometimes she sits up at night and thinks why her life is like this but she knows deep down that she’s perfect

Marilyn is so cute, I’d smash

by That 1 Negro February 2, 2021

REVERSE MAIL-ORDER

A 40-50something western-educated doctor/engineer/venture capitalist who marries...or arranges to marry an American white girl.He is usually Indian,Persian,or Arab and smitten with things Western.She's usually 30something,educated,sorta hot in that"polished babe" kinda way.

BANKER 1:"See Mahmoods' new bride? Rather attractive blonde.
Wonder what his family thinks."

BANKER 2:"REVERSE MAIL-ORDER.Wonder if she's been to dinner
yet."(mild chuckle)

by L.MARTIN October 27, 2005

White Mail

Something that’s more extreme than black mail

Hey man if you don’t do this I will tell your parents your secretly addicted to porn and secretly have a crush on your mom

Hey man you wouldn’t that White Mail !

by Klinkhammer May 28, 2018

Marilyn Manson

the best fuckin band ever i don't care what my mom thinks of them. brian warner is not as weird as people think.
my favorite song is this is the new shit. people at my school make fun of me cause i like them, they call brian gay and shit.

i love them alot there the best gothic band ever!

by weed rox May 24, 2005

zen mail

1) An e-mail with no message text or subject line.

2) An e-mail response with no message text.

"I clicked 'SEND' without thinking and only sent some zen mail."

by Ken Bergenham January 27, 2004