Malachitis

Malachitis is a disease caused by falling in love with a man named Malachi, also characterized by single motherhood, chronic inability to trust males, flinch reflex, and other symptoms associated with Stockholm syndrome. Any females with malachitis should be strictly avoided as they are usually chronic and it is not cured quick. Malachitis can also be cause by dead beat baby daddies, not limited to malachitis but can be called any name of your baby daddy. Usually this term is used for any borderline abusive or abusive lover for which you cannot let go of. Root “malachi” can be exchanged for any name. Can only be cured by serious lifestyle changes including but not limited too whoever ____-itis the person has.

“Markitis”

“Halitis”

“alexitis”

“Michaelitis”

Are also examples of this condition

“Oh.. She has Malachitis- just won’t let him go!”

“Oh, He has Shirly-itis, too! Trying my best to make him leave her bitch-ass”

by KinoStar99999 January 11, 2023

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Malachi

Malachi is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He remembers the little things and will treat you like a princess(even if you aren’t dating). He is a gentleman and God honoring man. You will get lost in his warm brown eyes and his smile is the cutest thing ever. His hugs are even better. They make you forget everything that is bothering you. Malachi always makes people feel included and never stops putting others first. He is talented and does his best 100% of the time. And you can’t forget how strong he is. He is what keeps you going and is one of the best friends you could ever have!!

brother: “malachi is the only boy you can date”
dad: “how’s malachi”

mom: “malachi is such a cutie”

by wannaplayfortnite12345 January 13, 2023

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Malec • Malechanism • malechi • malection • malece • malecessorize • malecessory • Malecho • Malechun • Malecia

Malcolm

A Guy who charms everyone, tall Guy with an outstanding smile. Always drip on point and usually inspiration for everyone with his style. Acting very cool n cold but once you get to know him he is a person with the biggest heart ever and you will realise you will never meet someone like him. One of a kind. Always saying outa pocket things and truthfully the funniest in the room. Stenzi all the time lol. Loyal friend and Will Always be a real one<3

-Hey Hey

-Malcolm u know everyone love you

by squanchhhhh January 14, 2023

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Malachi

A very tall handsome boy. Attends best football school in Trinidad and tobago. He also gets very annoying when hes comfortable around you. Has amazing friends and is very good at football.

I wonder if Australia does walk upsidedown? -Malachi

by anonymous January 21, 2023

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