Bloody muff print

when a girl is on her period and has pubic hair and sits on the toilet leaving behind a "Bloody Muff Print"

A girl goes to the bathroom while on her period leaving behind a "Bloody Muff Print"

by Lepic Dunce December 14, 2010

Neopolitan Muff

An icecream cone with shit and jizz in it, then shoved in a girls pussy, just being able to eat the shit and jizz out of the icecream cone...First, you would get an icecream cone, then have you or your partner (which ever you would prefer)to shit in it. Then have the guy jizz on top of the shit.After this you would shove the Neopolitan Muff in the girls pussy, and lastly you would eat it. The shit=chocolate, the jizz=vanilla, the pussy=strawberry.

I know this is awkward but I had a Neopolitan Muff last night.

by JMTM September 22, 2010

Princess muff

When some diva calls themselves princess muff, they personally believe they have the best muff in the entire world. What it ACTUALLY means is that their stuck up, non-perfect, hairy, flabby muff is cooped up on the inside hiding from the world not wanting to be seen by others. It's like when the mean girl at your school claims she has everything, but in reality she's no one. Yeah, that's what a princess muff means.

I am princess muff, beholder of the all mighty pink, rosy, flowery muff!

Girl over there: I wish I had the confidence she had even though I've totally seen her muff and it isn't anything to brag about.

by Therealestmuff January 26, 2015

mom muff

A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.

Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!

Love me, love my mom muff.

by mommuff June 24, 2014

stink muff

A dirty ,smelly pussy!!!

I just banged your mom and her rat stink muff!

by Kazzzaaammm September 4, 2016

sloppy muff

A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.

Dude, do you remember that girl I went home with yesterday night? She had the worst sloppy muff.

by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016

Stuffed Muff

When two dudes eat one girl out at the same time.

"Dude, me and J-Rad almost touched tongues while hitting a Stuffed Muff on Stacey last night."

by My Guy Craig October 15, 2017