The mass pass

The mass pass is like the n-word pass but you can make jokes about fat people the mass pass can be given out by any chubby/fat person.

Dude: hey man can you give me the mass pass
Friend: no

by LordHeadAss445 January 6, 2020

Mass Surveillance

When that guy who is watching you through your camera from the van parked outside your bedroom is waiting to diddle you, but everything is made in China and the facial recognition on your end reports you to the government for stalking him.

"I got the password to a girl's computer who I met online and copied all her messages, then realized I can do this with all women. So now I operate an Analytics business and sell the data about their liquor and credit card purchases, what they wear, and who they are with to their exes and the nanny government and their good ol' mass surveillance."

by Anna-Lisa Malone February 12, 2020

negative mass

A form of mass that repels, not attracts.
Expressed as: -1 kg

Guy 1: I'll put negative mass in my friend's bed so he can't sleep.
- later -
Guy 2: WHY CAN'T I GET IN MY BED?!?!?!?

by themastermcadochemist March 14, 2020

weapon of mass production

A council estate mother who has 15 children to 16 different men career slut incubator loose lady tardis fanny

:Ey bro what's your new neighbour like I only got a glimpse from the back

:behave your self that bitch is a WEAPON OF MASS PRODUCTION she got 15 kids to 16 men theres nothing there but trouble bro

by Mauf56 May 9, 2020

Mass Shooting In An Orphanage

Dom did it

Dom did the Mass Shooting In An Orphanage

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Disabled masses

Unable to provide employment for millions of people yet becoming a entrepreneur and stating a stand is torn down by police would you prefer theft and murder that you protest and cry about.

It's just Disabled masses

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 3, 2020

Disabled masses

Unable to provide employment for millions of people yet becoming a entrepreneur and stating a stand is torn down by police would you prefer theft and murder that you protest and cry about.

It's just Disabled masses

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 3, 2020