Weapons of Mass Destruction

A brother commin outta jail, with no job, education or direction in life. Waiting to explode and go back to the penn again.

D'Angelo be ready to explode like a W.M.D., his momma gunna straight trip

by D'Angelo July 3, 2003

half mass

The act of when a penis is half way erect, he slaps his penis across his partner's face.

when susan received a half mass from her husband, she was furious and bit off his nuts.

by Jen Sing September 4, 2008

J-Mass

A person who does not fit into a stereotype but wears a flatbill hat up and to the left no matter the occassion. Most closely resembles a guido but only listens to gangster rap songs you've never heard of. most J-Mass's are from south Florida around coral springs, but some may be found as far north as Jacksonville. A J-Mass may say "fire" or "that's f***ing straight" to refer to something cool. Their lives are fueled by the pursuit of sex and they will work harder for a woman than anything else. A J-Mass will also claim to have the biggest dick out of anyone in the room even though it won't be true. A J-Mass is a chain smoker, pothead, and will own atleast one bong. If a J-Mass wants to smoke with you he will ask by saying something along the lines of "ay bro, you wanna burn?"

Wow that kid on the skatebord with the flatbill hat over there is a real J-Mass.

"If you wanna step up to a monster cock just hit me up"

by Kids next door August 10, 2010

weapons of mass deception

What a liberal has at his disposal.

by unknown July 8, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

My arms

I'm sporting two big-ass WMD's, bitch! Now get yo ass out my way.

by Jason L October 4, 2003

Weapons of Mass Delusion

Any or all of the tanakh, the bible, the koran, the old testament, the new testament.

For 4000 years weapons of mass delusion have been used to persuade the ignorant masses that an imaginary supreme being guides and governs their life.

by noteapot January 12, 2008

Catholic Mass

You're in the bathroom, you're puking and have diarrhea at the same time, so you don't know whether to sit or kneel.

I was at Catholic Mass all night from that pork lo mein.

by Sikuvitall July 24, 2011