Logical Smackdown

Seeing a concise yet brutal correction of stupidity using only the facts.

Michael: "Woah, this person on the internet said that vaccinations cause Autism. Time to give them a logical smackdown."

by michaelpbitcoin June 15, 2021

Eva Logic

A logic created by Eva M. Sullivan that she obligates everyone to know. Eva Logic is not valid in any sense and can lead to the downfall of many things. Eva Logic consists of 3 supporters while its biggest competition is Potato Logic/Luck which consists of 17 supporters.

"Eva logic helped me solve my problems in life!" - Said No One Ever...

by Neo_Is_Gone October 2, 2022

Cannibal Logic

!.The logic that if you eat a person they never truly existed
2.A Rock Band band

~created by mike,renee,and nicole

1.Cannibal "who's fred"
other person "dude you ate him"
cannibal " he never existed....Thats cannibal logic"

2.better then carnivorous penguins

by Mike,Renee,Nicole January 8, 2009

Logic Pretzel

A twisted, convoluted argument that sounds reasonable on the surface but makes absolutely no sense when examined closely. Often used by manipulative people to avoid accountability or dismiss someone else's valid feelings.

Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.

Common characteristics:

Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny

"My ex gave me a total logic pretzel when he said he couldn't validate my feelings because they contradicted his feelings. Like, sir, that's not how emotions work."

Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"

by PixelbrushProductions June 3, 2025

Fungi Logic

A person so dumb, an undescribable level of dumb that they have created their own logic. A person who failed all class even in PE or Art. Dumb enough to make someone rage or even throw a tantrum.

"you failed all class again? you really have to stop using fungi logic..."

by end00 May 6, 2024

Logicate

To make sense of something.

It’s hard to logicate my feeling, when I don’t understand what I’m feeling.

by StreetDawg10 November 30, 2021

Logicing

Smarting someone out of existence.

I'm more logicing than them.

by TheFruityGhost November 2, 2022