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Tiddy loaf

So you take two tiddy

And put them together

Tiddy loaf
Friend: Are you okay?
Me: Tiddy loaf

Oh my god

What’s this?

Could it be
TIDDYLOAF?!?!”

“There are no accidents
Only tiddyloaf”

All hail
T I D D Y L O A F”
by The ultimate evil March 12, 2021
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Noodle loaf

Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole
I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds
by Upsidedownelaphantboobs April 3, 2021
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Pinch A Loaf

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.
Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.
by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021
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Iced loaf

You know when u get a nice loaf iced 😉
Yeo she’s got a mega iced loaf
by Zupa tuscana April 22, 2021
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I LOAF YOU SOMAJ

A phrase about being a fan of a boy named Somaj
I LOAF YOU SOMAJ SIDDIDI1
by thecharacterwannie June 24, 2022
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Loaf

Someone who does stuff just to make girls laugh or just to look cool in front of girls
Caleb is such a loaf he kept making fun of Carson in front of the table of freshman girls.
by NotLoafin August 25, 2022
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loaf

A common resting pose for felines, usually associated with housecats. To assume the position, the cat must tuck their arms and legs under their body, resting on their wrists, then either tuck their tail under themselves as well, or simply wrap it around themselves. The final form is a shape and size that (depending on the species) can be likened to a loaf of bread, hence the name.

While other animals can do this like cats can, the term 'loaf' is almost always used for cats alone, likely due to most animals having unideal body proportions to loaf properly (like giraffes).

The word 'loaf' can also be used as a verb, as in 'loafing,' and as the opposite to that verb, 'unloafing.'
Whenever my cat is a loaf, I sometimes confuse him with an actual loaf of bread.

I love it when my cat loafs on me and starts purring.
by Goofy-Guy September 7, 2022
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