link rape 

A link which, when clicked, reveals content which jumps out of the web and molests your eyeballs. Oftentimes the content is obscured by DNS or other link trickery.

The classic example is goatse.cx, the shock site image of a man stretching his anus to superhuman proportions. Directly at the camera.

Typical dialogue surrounding link rape:
Friend: I advise against clicking this link.
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! They've lost their virginity!
Friend: I told you not to click it...

Enemy: You have to check out the hot coeds at this site: tinyurl.com/hotcoeds (this is 555 example).
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! ::oedipus rex::
Enemy: Mwahaha....

others:
tubgirl (www.tubgirl.ca)
lemonparty (lemonparty.org)
2 girls 1 cup (2girls1cup.nl)

link rape by turbandic October 25, 2011

Lindsey 

She is caring, and supportive. Normally blonde and blue eyed, she’s a gentle person. Although she may try to seem tougher than she is, she is just trying to impress you. She wants to make you smile and laugh no matter what situation. She will always have your back no matter what! She may not be a Barbie, but on the inside she’s perfect. She tries to impress others and be the best. She has the brains and is pretty good at sports. She can be sarcastic but she means it in a good way. She loves people and is very trusting. She hates drama and tries to avoid it. Keep her close and don’t be mean to her because you’ll regret it!

I’m a Lindsey and this is sooo true

Lindsey by Lindsey4life May 16, 2018

insert link here

Noun:

1. an arbitrary link.

2. can be ANYTHING arbitrary given that the syntax be edited to accomodate. often used when describing the activities of a linkwhore.

2.
a.) syntax: insert <whatever> here.

insert link here by unknown February 29, 2004

hypo-link 

A website link that is down, or not currently active.

I click on the hyperlink provided to me, but it does not work. This hyperlink has become a hypo-link

hypo-link by Anthony Hallworth August 4, 2007

Licks 

Kick-ass chain of burger joints in the Greater Toronto Area and Southern Ontario. Puts everyone else's burgers to shame. If you're going to have a burger-and-fries meal, this is the place!

I don't eat burgers and fries very often, but when I do, I get them from Licks.

Licks by Eugene206 October 13, 2006

Licks 

Licks is a Jamaican term for hitting or slapping someone or to dance around clicking your fingers in an excitable manner

A Jamaican man jumps with joy and clicks his fingers shouting "Licks.....Licks......Licks" after witnessing an associate or friend having been slapped or hit usually in a friendly manner

Licks by Rasta Glenn June 11, 2018

Brand Name Pickup Lines 

Pickup lines that refer to brand names

Brand Name Pickup Lines
-Do you work at UPS because I could have sworn you were checking out my package
-Do you work at Subway because you just sold me a footlong
-Do you want to taste the rainbow, cuz i have some skittles in my mouth
-Did you have lucky charms for breakfast because you are lookin magically delicious
-Do you work at cingular, because you're rasin' my bar

Brand Name Pickup Lines by asdihfaudsbaivf May 9, 2008