Agarthan leather

Agarthan Leather: finest quality of leather. some say its harder than diamond while being as flexible as spandex

person a: "jst copped that agarthan leather jacket shit is TIGHT FIYTK (fuck is you talking abt)."

person b: "damn"

by disDih.cpp March 7, 2026

funny length

If the length of something is 67, 69 or 420 most commenly 67
this can be mm, cm or any measurement as long as its one of the funny numbers

this plank is funny length wide

by ilikegeeseoke March 21, 2026

resting length

The length of a fully flaccid penis.

"Bro, I got a eight inch dick!"

"Is that 8 inch resting length?"

"No, it's two inches resting length."

by Red Cup of Tea March 15, 2025

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Dunk the Leather

Another phrase used for playing basketball, usually in a street setting, with a large group of friends.

Hey man, let's hit the streets and dunk the leather!

by Stomping Eggshells December 20, 2010

hell for leather

to get jacked off with extreme ferocity

Puggy McTerrible was going hell for leather and I couldn't quite believe my luck

by pugsymalone December 27, 2011

Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012