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Luke Disease

Luke Disease is belittlement of the penis, erectile dysfunction, gayness and general rtardness. There is no known cure for this, sufferers are too rtarded and gay to accept a cure.
Known sufferers: Luke
Jole: "OMG, That My Rtarded friend was acting all gay today, and in the changing room, I saw his cock, it was the size of a PEA. He told me he had erectile dysfunction O_O"

DAVID: "OMFGZ, HE HAZ LUKE DISEASE!"
by Daemonius :] August 21, 2008
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Lubey

Of or pertaining to a female possessing an inordinate amount of natural lubrication
This girl is really lubey as in she is wet all of the time
by lubey84 October 27, 2011
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Luke

The most amazing person you I'll ever meet. He's easy to love but always means it. He also has a good set of abs and can easily flick and pic.
by Bethany homes February 5, 2017
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Luke

Most amazing guy ever. Although sometimes cocky he is also kind, sensitive, and super sweet! Best matched with girls named Talia
Omg Talia and Luke are PERFECT for eachother. I never thought it was possible for him to love any one more than himself but i guess i was wrong
by Taliadominique February 20, 2009
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Luke Warm

Also known as "Lukes" or "Luke Sky Walkers"

Definition 1:
A hot girl who appears under age 18

Definition 2:
When the pussy is less than average quality. Or, pussy is just OK, but not great.
Peter: Hey Richard, Look!!! Luke warms!!

Richard: Yea bro, I like me some fresh Luke Sky Walkers right about now.

OR:

Dude that old bitch had Luke Warm guts. I had to sneak out when she was on the shitter.
by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013
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luke kemia

A hilarious name designated to those with leukemia.
person 1: HAHAHAHA, look over there guys. It's Luke Kemia.
person 2: Which one?
person 1: The one with the gay bandana
by ilovethedick616! January 6, 2012
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Luke Perez

Someone stop that fucking luke perez he's eating all the crayons again.
by Dick Destroyer March 22, 2017
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