Lobe

To give "lobe" is to suck someone's ear, and lick all around it. Most of the time it is performed until the ear turns red.

Guy one: "Yo, guess who got lobe last night?!"
Guy two: "No you didn't! You're the man dude! How'd it feel?"
Guy one: "Amazing, two licks and you'll cum."

by pringlekid April 10, 2010

stretched lobes

Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.

Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.

After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Corey's a Lobster!

Corey (or anyone else for that matter) is someone commonly called a "Lobster" when he is acting stupid, weird or annoying.

Corey: *Makes a weird sound in class*
Student 1: what was that?
Student 2: He's calling for a female Lobster to mate with.
Student 3: Corey's a Lobster!

by Lee Pong May 7, 2009

Lobascio

When someone or something pops up out of no where.

Joe, Lobascio, I didn't see you standing here 2 seconds ago!

by Drew Mc April 1, 2003

Lobbies

Slang or short for Lobsters

Bro, I am starving...

Let's get some lobbies and beer at The Palm

Cool

by B. Hanback May 16, 2008

Garbo Lobster

Someone who is so bad at something that they affect the people around them and make them bad. Hence they are 'lobbing' their 'garbage' skills at others.

We would have won the game, but Bob over there is such a garbo lobster that he makes the whole team suck.

by HeavyMetalNinja September 7, 2008

fear of lobsters

lobsterusphobius
from the greek root lobsterus, meaning lobster added with the greek root phobius, meaning phobia.

Sentence: You're friend has lobsterusphobius. She has a fear of lobsters.

by omelia August 30, 2006