iron man

Iron man sucks. Most overrated marvel character of all time.

Friend: tell me a joke
Me: iron man

by #Batmanforever November 25, 2021

Iron Addict

Someone who is addicted to the endorphins they get from pumping iron.

He cant go a day without the weights because he craves it like a iron addict

by King Cobraaa November 25, 2021

Iron Maiden

11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.

I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...

by The Chocolate Meat November 26, 2020

leg iron

Your significant other, usually referred to when married or have been together for a while.

How’s the old leg iron?
Aye she’s fettling well, bloody moaning cow

by Dogburster October 29, 2020

Iron Man

A Loser man and mass murderer.

Captain America:
Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away then what are you?
Iron Man:
A Loser man and mass murderer

by Joeys_chandler January 16, 2021

Hyper-Ironic

being unironic about irony but hiding the true forms of truth or sincerity or the origin of the irony being discussed, inherently actually being ironic, in all cases, like verbally, or situationally, or dramatically, but expressing to the audiences as unironic.

"gUyS,, i"m t0ttAllY b3iNg uN1r0nIc, BuT tRu5t Me WhEn I sAy Th15, Hyper-Ironic iSRAEEEEEELLLLLLL"

by certified.female.person.human November 22, 2022

Iron Shower

When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.

Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.

by The-Italian-Stallion October 21, 2022