Man iron

To yank a wrinkled piece of clothing downward after putting it on, therefore straightening it out (kind of) in the absence of a time-intensive ironing process.

Julie: "Hey Brad, uh, that shirt's kind of wrinkled. You sure you want to wear that to your first date?"

Brad: "Wrinkled? I'll just man iron it!" (Pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)

Julie: "It's still kind of wrinkled. And now the collar's ripped."
Brad: "Women don't really notice these things, right?"

by Wanderfalke September 25, 2010

yellow iron

Swinger slang for Cialis. Erectile dysfunction medicine that is yellow and makes your penis rigid. Play on the slang for heavy construction equipment such as a bulldozer.

We have ten couples and two unicorns at the sex club tonight. I'm going to need some yellow iron to keep up with this crowd.

by Claymax2 July 27, 2017

Iron man

Dead

Iron man is dead that means no coming back

by I...am...Ironman May 10, 2019

iron sloth

A slow fat black man who works in the metal industry

Man, that guy is such an iron sloth

by Beebopboop December 3, 2018

Iron FUPA

A mix of a woman's pubic hair when it is so massive, it prevents anyone getting inside her, with a abnormally large pubic area where fatty waste is stored.

I can't believe you tried to do "Alexandria the Iron Curtain"

After working out for months Breean lost her Iron FUPA

by Axiomcj April 10, 2011

Rotating Iron

A nickname for traditional electromechanical hard drives using spinning platters and read/write heads.

Are you using rotating iron? Solid state is the future, man.

by usaf2222 January 4, 2019

Ironing the flaps

Sucking on pussy lips so hard the wrinkles come out.

Met a girl at the bar and we went to her place and i was ironing the flaps for her.

by Rylund Guy August 7, 2020