Not my house 

A game played at any party where the goal is to destroy the home without the people of the home knowing, usually followed up with yelling not my house after you break something.

guy 1: "dude this rage is lame wanna play not my house?"

guy 2: " im two step ahead of you, i put cat litter in the back of thier toilet."

guy 3: "dude me too, i pissed in their box of cheerios."

Not my house by turbo wurbo April 3, 2010

Swisha House 

a underground rap label in Houston, Texas aka H-Town where all the best rappers from houston came from like mike jones, slim thug, lil' flip, paul wall, and so on.

I got it made the big boss of the north, Ain't shit changed I still represent Swisha House - Slim Thug

Swisha House by TinaMarie September 28, 2005

Housepricecrash 

Byword for excessively paranoid web moderation. More broadly, the point at which any self-regulating group is taken over by zealots and control freaks and becomes a cult.

"Oooh, it's all gone a bit housepricecrash around here." (Rudolf Hess shortly before fleeing Nazi Germany via a plane to Scotland).

"In the future there will be a housepricecrash." Maximilien Robespierre

Housepricecrash by MIstress M November 26, 2007

horsedar 

A womans ability at a bar to sense the presence of a horse penis in the vicinity just by looking at a man.

Radar....but picks up on horse penis posessors.

"Julie must have horsedar! She always hooks up with dudes that have mammoth horse penises! What a bitch."

horsedar by Bstow May 22, 2008

housekat 

A 10 on the cute scale of 1-10. She is clever and delicious. A play on house dance and the beginning of her name.

Guy: Housekat! Make me a sandwich!
Housekat: *bats eyelashes*

housekat by misterawersome August 12, 2009

house crazy 

attire not fitting for others to see;

the disheveled or careless way way one looks, dresses, or smells, when home alone, fiddling around the house, with no witnesses;

the stereotypical way the homeless or insane asylum inmates are portrayed; completely incognizant of one's appearance, or how one appears to others;

the way one looks when he knows NO ONE (not even family, spouses, best friends, or lovers), other than a pet, will see what he looks like.

I didn't come to the door because I was looking kind of house crazy.

I avoid that neighbor, because he's a little house crazy!

Sweetie, it's hard for me to come home after a long day, to find you home, in rollers and old sweats, looking house crazy.

house crazy by jobabes February 10, 2010

house burger

A burger your mom used to make because you were on welfare. Common ingredients include Wonder Bread, green peppers, onions, and an egg.

Kids with McDonalds burgers - "Eww where did you get that welfare green pepper house burger?"

Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.

house burger by Truthbot July 22, 2012