oozing hatchet wound

Female genital during that time of the month.

I couldn't put it in her because of her nasty "oozing hatchet wound".

by Adam Smith October 26, 2003

Hotchkiss

The school you go to if your aunt is the same person as your mother. Generally attended by children who's special needs prevent them from wiping their own asses. Teachers have been known to show up to class drunk, stoned, and/or indecently exposed. While the school dean brags that many students grow up to attend the top 20 colleges in the country, that statement is only true if you consider secretly living in a cardboard box in the basement and dealing crack to students "attending." Notable times in the school history include the syphilis outbreak of '87, the great manure fire of '96, and that time that a student realized that he wasn't really in a horrible, strangely erotic dream.

Did you hear about the Hotchkiss kid who accidentally drowned to death when he tried to watch the rain fall down?

by Student . October 31, 2008

hoaching

Minging, horrible

The smell of that joby is hoaching!

by Gav April 13, 2004

hitch hiker

When a girl is on her knees giving a blowjob and she puts her arm between your legs and puts her hand in a hitch hiking position and puts her thumb up your ass.

That girl gave me a hitch hiker, and i got the best of both worlds.

by Matt Gilberg (Dream Team May 13, 2005

hotching

1) Ugly, to the point of distraction, mainly used to describe women.

2) Disgusting, stinking or Minging

Often used to describe the ugliest of women, the ones where even a great personality won't save them. Hotching women tend to own several cats, they see them as their "children", you have been warned!!!

1) "That lass you pulled last night was hotching!"
2) "Tell me about it, one her cats even shat in my shoe, she was a stinking swamp donkey!"

by Lambardo September 24, 2006

Bloody hatchet mark

n. A woman's vagina, with or without muff, at the bloodiest point of a menstral cycle.

"I was getting at this pig last night, ready to get my weasel wet, until I saw that bloody hatchet mark leaking like a sieve, so I chose to go around back and penetrate that turd cutter."

by Lance Corporal Dawson Furburger April 26, 2004

Hatch

Verb - To lose it; to get wound up over something; to be upset.

If she doesn't get her on time, I am going to hatch; or 'I will hatch if I hear another story about...

by JennJennSiren October 25, 2010