Homo Pee

The act of peeing while upside down and gurgling water, both at the same time. An extremely difficult task which can only be performed by the expert.

Drew: Hey
Marcus: Hey what's up?
Drew: Nothing much, I'm just busy
Marcus: With what?
Drew: Homo peeing....
Marcus: Oh, Lemme try!

by Something Forgotten February 26, 2009

homo tornado

1. when a gay person dances in a circular fashion.
2. when you masturbate into a blender, and it shoots it out back at you.
3. a reference about a penis twirling around a bunghole.
4. when the tasmanian devil attacks to the sounds of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive".

You better back off before i hit you with a homo tornado.

by Peaches521 May 22, 2010

Homo Coffee

A latte'.

Hi, id like a large homo coffee please.

by littlerslady December 4, 2010

homo-suspectual

the act of being considered to be suspected of homogenious activities... bottom line.. thats gay my nigga

People thinks hes gay...Stop being homo-suspectual

by hotspit September 26, 2010

homo substitute

1) A hetero-fexible male
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.

"Are there going to be any homos or homo substitutes at that party, if not then I see no reason to go"

"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing

by Pr3dair October 21, 2010

Homo Jizzus Erectus

When a gay guy jizzes into an open erect penis.

Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: It was great, Daniel gave me Homo Jizzus Erectus last night.

by NickrophiIia December 26, 2018

homeostasis

The force that makes a guy just want to hang out on the couch after drinking a few beers or smoking some weed.

My wife said we should go to the movies, but the I told her that homeostasis was holding me firmly in place.

by BreauxMagnon December 29, 2018