Mates helping mates 

Homosexual activity disguised as "male bonding".

"Did you hear that Chad and Nathan got drunk and beat each other off?"

"I didn't know they're gay!"

"They're not gay....Thats just mates helping mates, you know?"

Mates helping mates by Toddoo May 26, 2007

Clamburger Helper 

The process of shooting Sperm over the vaginalclam area before going down on a girl.

Katie and I made Clamburger Helper last night.

Clamburger Helper by crackersAka June 2, 2013

Hope This Helped 

A phrase used at the end of a horeseshit answer to make it sound helpful

User 1: Please help me my bf and I had sex and he came inside me and I think I might be pregnant please help!
User 2: If you don't wanna get pregnant, wear a condom. Hope this helped!
User 3: ew why would u ask this question on yahoo answers you disgusteng ideot!

Hope This Helped by NotHelpful August 5, 2012

Satan's Little Helpers

Basically every high school teacher, or teacher in general, that is a complete and utter bitch. Mainly tend to be female, but the males are even worse. They mave give impossible homework assignments that they don't allow to be turned in late

Jenny: I fuckin hate Ms. Hollister, that bitch gave me a 4 page essay assignment due tomorrow. Me:Well what do you expect, she is one of Satan's Little Helpers after all

Satan's Little Helpers by Xero _ Manifest October 27, 2010

helping hand 

Assistance given to someone who becomes tired while providing a handjob.

While Dick Cheney was giving me a handjob, but was too tired to continue, I took hold of his wrist and gave him a helping hand. The helping hand provides a somewhat similar experience and sensation to the Stranger in the Night.

helping hand by Jon Vermillion and E.B. August 22, 2005

helper monkey 

A small monkey used to aid a disabled person. They are very well trained and perform such tasks as fetching food, turning lights on and off, and retrieving assorted small objects.

My helper monkey brought me the paper, breakfast, and my remote. It's so nice not to have to rely on other people for help.

helper monkey by JawaAvenger December 5, 2003

Helpless 

Completely in love
Falling for someone

"Ooooh girl,Daveed Diggs got me helpless"
" Girl no,he has a girlfriend"
"I will never be satisfied..

Helpless by Yellow Diamond is a clod May 16, 2018