half bag

Slang term for half an ounce of drugs. (14-15 grams) (Typically marijuana)

You got any weed for sale?
No, I only score a half bag for personal this week.

by MustangGT September 26, 2005

faggot and a half

people who are sooooo gay that they need a whole person and a half to describe them.

alex is a faggot and a half!

by kugyuhbkjnjkln March 5, 2009

Half Chub

a half erect half soft Wang, with the base being erect and the rest being plain old flaccid.

person 1- "Look at Zacharia, hes always rockin a half chub in science class, how disrespectful of him."
person 2- "don't blame him, he has it all the time. He cant control it, hes currently being tested in a lab, but scientists cant find the answer"
person 1" why cant he just be like Danny. Danny always has a full rager"
person 2- "Danny and Zacharia are just two totally different species, but Zacharia is rockin the chinstrap beard like a legend!"

(danny starts singing just hold on im coming home by drake, whle zacharia continues to abuse wooden planks physically, sexually, emotionally and mentally)
the end!

by zach biggery October 16, 2014

purple and a half

The new favorite color

"Hey Lana, what's your favorite color?"
"Purple and a half. What's yours?"
"Clear."

by frumpyballerina January 15, 2009

hoe and a half

a girl who is more than a hoe than a hoe and 3/4s but not quite a hoe and 5/8ths .
can also be used in joking terms while sitting in the back row in french class.

1) did you see what that girl did last night. what a hoe and a half!
2) respect yourself! pull down your shirt, you hoe and a half!

by lmaoooo hehhee January 21, 2011

Half-Crazed

This refers to a condition when you are on your 3rd day of a Meth run without sleep.

Toby:Did you see Johnny over there hittin' that Glass Dick.
Tyler: Ya man, he's about Half-Crazed now after three straight days.

by Mojo Maniac August 13, 2008

half loper

Noun: The in between stages of an erection. Not a full fledged boner, and not quite flacid.

I fell asleep on the couch, and woke up with a half loper.

by _salesman_ May 14, 2005