Toe Hopper

Insert a males big toe into a womans vagina twist around and turn around do the hokie pokie. Jump on that leg inserting your toe farther and farther in. Yank it out turn her about. Shove it in her asshole. And polish it in and around the womans mouth.

"My girlfriend was in the mood for some kinky activities and my big toe was twitching so i gave her the toe hopper."

by peopleschamp November 10, 2009

clique hopper

A clique hopper is a girl who goes from friend group to friend group every week/month/year. Has no real friends, a player.

"Dani, why aren't you hanging out with us?" Alli asked.
"Because I have a new group of friends." Dani walked away. "Bye, Alli."
Alli bit her lip, as she started to curse.
"FUCKING GODDAMMEN SLUT OF A CLIQUE HOPPER! FUCK YOU, DANI! GO S.A.D!"

by kissesXOXkisses May 10, 2014

hoser

A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.

Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!

by Josh January 3, 2004

Homie Hopper

A Girl thats goes to another guy to the other, because they notice that they have no change with them so they go back to a form boy friend or a new boy friend witch is probably using them.

Girl:"Hey Babe."
Boy Friend:"Hey,( not wanting gto talk, also saying HEY with head down)."
Girl leaves goes to her other boy friend realizing she has no chance with him.
Girl: Hey babe call me or meet me at my house at "4:20"!"

by ChinyDink July 8, 2004

hoser

Canadian insult, nothing to do with hockey. As any young boy can tell you, the resemblance between a penis and a hose is obvious. Therefore anyone who is a "hoser" pisses on people, figuratively speaking

(Canayjan): "We all ponied up to buy a two-four, but Kyle deked off, and drank it himself. That hoser sure hosed us. What a hosebag." (Trans.): "We all chipped in to buy a case of beer, but Kyle stole it and drank it all by himself. That prick sure screwed us over. What a bastard."

by Giacomojones January 14, 2009

hoser

1. n. A hybrid of the noun poser, a person who poses, and the noun ho, slang for a pro (prostitute). Meant to describe a posing ho.

2. v. The action of a ho...posing.

Check out that hoser, she's totally hosing at the country club.

by the sec's October 8, 2009

hoser

A game term, for first person shooters, used to insult or tease a person who uses nothing but rapid firing weapons on someone using a slower firing weapon.

Aw Supaflies, ya' hoser!

by Supaflies March 1, 2005