clout goggles

the coolest people own them! addictive and FUCKING AWSOME!!

Have you seen Caitlin’s clout goggles today? She’s got fucking yellow ones now! No wonder she has no money to go anywhere! She spends it all on her gOgGlEs!!!

by skkkkrrrttttherronseavey April 3, 2019

Bear goggles

Trying to say beer goggles, but comes out as bear goggles while being intoxicated!

Kasey said "he's cute"
Jill said " NO, you must have your beer goggles on"
Kasey said "what, BEAR GOGGLES, yeah I must"

by JAK EXPRESS October 27, 2007

Bridesmaid Goggles

Acting and thinking abnormally as the result of being a bridesmaid in a friend's wedding. Making decisions you would not normally make.

Similar to the beer goggles phenom.

See: How I Met Your Mother

I only hooked up with him because my best friend was getting married and I had a bad case of bridesmaid goggles.

by Missablairica January 7, 2012

cia goggles

the girls on Culinary institute campus are so limited and so ugly that it's like Drunk goggles, you need to look though these, and drunk goggles to find a good looking girl.

"dude, she's hot as hell,"
"no she's not"
"sorry i've been on campus all day let me take off my CIA goggles...
Damn she is ugly as hell"

by seabiscuit April 21, 2006

Japanese Rain Goggles

A phrase that means nothing whatsoever and can be interpritated however you want !

Adam: OMG my girlfriend let me give her japanese rain goggles last night

Jim: I was thinking of getting my little bro that
Adam: you were going to put your balls on your brothers face
Jim: What no ! I was going to get him Small goggles that keep rain out of his face

by Bob te dude November 29, 2016

japanese rain goggles

it is when a woman is squiting vagina juices in your face, and you have to squint your eyes like a japanese man, and you wish you had goggles on to protect yourself.

when going down on a squirting woman, and you squint your eyes like a japanese person. it's as if you are wearing japanese rain goggles

by beta2 November 25, 2010

viagra goggles

phenomenon, similar to beer goggles, in which one's taking of the tablet causes the desire to engage the closest individual in sexual relations to relieve said desires

After his viagra kicked in, Hugh couldn't wait to meet up with his mistress and began yanking it in the men's bathroom while staring at his co-workers, later blaming the incident on 'viagra goggles.'

by Brandon Bowers December 14, 2008