Golden Microphone

Pissing on a complete strangers fist. Then yelling curse words into it.

Josh: Come here.
Ben: You just pissed on my fist.
Josh: Fuck! Cunt! Dick!
Ben: Danke Shane for the Golden Microphone.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

golden

A perfect amount of intoxication. Not too drunk, but not too sober. Just right.

Dude you've had way too much to drink!
What are you talking about? I'm golden!

by Butters champagne June 18, 2011

golden handcuffs

An analogy for the restrictions put upon oneself when they graduate from college, get a "career job" and a house loan.

You're living the good life, but you're stuck in a 9 to 5 world for the foreseeable future.

"Joe just got a job at Microsoft, so he and Sally decided to finally put a down-payment on that house they've been eyeing."

"Oh really? Sounds like he just put on the golden handcuffs. Want to bet on when they have a kid?"

by Pyrocat April 18, 2008

Golden Monkey

A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them.

Lianne can't get enough of the Golden Monkey, so we had to buy a tarp for the bedroom.

by Douche Davies January 1, 2009

Golden Shower

Some times:
The act of peeing on a significant other shows loyalty, honest and belong to someone that's dear to you shows vulnerability and faithfulness , peeing on someone show your longing, care for, faithfulness, how much there wanted by you
Primal Animalist Love:
mark their territory to signal “ownership” and to advertise sexual receptivity and availability.

My love show me true love with a golden shower to express we belong to one other

by Thinking man Balthasar July 4, 2022

Pie Goddess

A female master of all things pie-related, whether it be the creation of, or consumption of pies.

"Nicole is an amazing blonde Pie Goddess"

by Matt December 9, 2003

Golden Seagull

Other name for Mc Donalds

Do you whanna goto the golden seagull and have som burgers?

by Daggmask March 3, 2009