goat's milk

Someone who hangs around you like a bad smell, following you everywhere you go without encouragement, copying whatever it is you do in the hope that your good fortune might rub off on them.

For instance, you go fishing and you find this really good remote spot, out on a rock all by yourself, miles from anyone else. Then a goat's milk comes along and wants to share the exact same space in the hope that they'll get to catch a fish too.

(This is a saying that originated in the 1940's I believe. I learnt this saying from my parents when I was a kid, whenever I told them about the loser kid at school who was hanging around

"Uh-oh, here's comes goat's milk, quick, let's hide!"

by Shayne Baptist November 23, 2007

goat punishment

secret identity to weezer

do you know goat punishment?

no. what are they?

ritualistic punishment of goats..

people who dont already know what goat punishment is.. dont deserve to find out

by weerez July 11, 2004

goat nipples

nipples in which cover the majority of the boob.

dude, i got the girl's shirt off in 2 minutes. then i realized she had goat nipples and i walked out on the naked bitch

by namron June 26, 2006

goat fucker

Process with which involves inserting ones penis into that of a goat.or.. the process of which guys stick their penis's's's into a ugly gurls fagina.

Dude: AAAGH!
Goat: BAAA!

Dude1: God, i fucked Diane W. last night...
Dude2: Ew, you goat fucker!

by jamka March 10, 2005

GOAT meaning

Greatest Of All Time

My boss just gave me the day off cuz he's the GOAT meaning

by sickbruh September 04, 2016

Goated On The Sticks

Roman Czorno at fort.

Dereck: Yo, that kid can crank 90s like a god
Evan: Yeah that’s rczorno. The mans goated on the sticks

by JackQuincy69 October 30, 2019

milking the goat

to leave the room, masturbate onto your hand, and then return, giving someone a high-five or shaking their hand.

Eww he totally just milked the goat on me.

by salmon April 19, 2004