Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.

We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.

by centaur_star October 19, 2009

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Guidonaut

A guidonaut is the rarest form of guido. Much like regular guido's, guidonaut's use so much hair product that it disrupts their normal brain function. These guido's think they are the greatest thing in the universe, because if you let them talk long enough they will likely tell you they have been to space. Guidonaut's are generally rude to male's and downright degrading to women, especially of foreign descent.

Woman: Guess what I got on my test?
Guidonaut: I don't care! Look at my hair.
Woman: 95%
GN: What you beat me, how is that possible, your a woman.
Woman: Excuse me.
GN: Yah well, it doesn't matter, I have been to outerspace in my VeeDub rocketship!!!

by B. Aldworth, Phd, R. Heinbuch March 31, 2009

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Dick guillotine

Vagina so tight it cuts off your penis when it gets tighter.

I can't have sex for weeks now, my sister has a dick guillotine.

by LilGanja1337 March 4, 2021

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Guilt Tripper

1. Someone who gives you a guilt trip to get their way.

1. Jimmy was a guilt tripper because he put me on a guilt tripby telling me that I hurt his grades and made him depressed by sending him voice messages.

by Big D and The Gimpy Leg March 31, 2005

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Guillermo

It usually belongs to really hot guys, especially Spanish boys.

girl#1:Did you see that new Spanish kid? His name is Guillermo.

girl#2:oh really? I had no idea.

girl#1: he's so hot! he's from Malaga!

girl#2: Is he a foreign exchange student? What is he doing here in California?

girl#1: Beats me, but he's super cute.

by AGGM3 December 15, 2008

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