grandma booty

A woman with a flat, or frog butt

Guy 1: That woman looks so gross from behind.
Guy 2: That's because she has a grandma booty, eeffing nasty!

by nbunch81 June 3, 2016

commando grandma

A Commando grandma is one that teaches her grandchildren how to help out there mom and dad by teaching them how to do easy household chores like dishes etc. Therefore she is often viewed as a commando grandma working to get things done, especially with young kids, while they learn as they work.

Colin wiped the inside of the microwave out while his sisters did the dishes together, they had a blast ...........while commando grandma teached them.

by Cransdell December 13, 2006

Taking Grandma to Applebee's

When Conan O'Brien makes the sweetest of love to George Lopez.

You hear about what happened on TBS last nite? It must be sweeps week, becuase for 25 minutes, they were taking Grandma to Applebee's.

by Gonzo_not_till_2 November 11, 2010

grandmaster

fat slob

by Colly October 13, 2003

to smell your grandma

word up

Matt: No, bitch. We can't AFFORD to party anymore. Too much shit to do.
Adrianna: Aiight, yo. I smell your grandma, old man. I best get my shit in gear too.

by T-Diddy February 2, 2004

Grandmaster Al

Nobhead, penis on his head, dickhead.

Grandmaster Al is a nobhead

by Oxford Dictionary July 19, 2004

Grandma-ma

An older "grandma-like" gay male mentor to younger gay men (non-sexual).

"I really love my Grandma-ma Derrick, she really taught me a lot about history!"

by One angry fag February 22, 2007