14 year old grandma

A grandma that is so extra and picky that she is mentally 14 years old, you can see her procrastinating and being problematic the majority of the time

Person: gosh I have such a 14 year old grandma
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!

by The420microwave January 4, 2022

I ate my grandma

why are you here

i ate my grandma, what to do next

by Asleep123 April 7, 2023

your grandma

Your first lay

I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Kyle's Grandma

(noun) - A woman of elderly persuasion known for her incredibly saggy knee skin and obsession with the Public Broadcasting System's children's show, Sesame Street. Once thought to have been associated with those Nordic tribes who pillaged the northern reaches of Germany and France in the mid-tenth century and were known for stealing male villagers for their own vile pleasures of the flesh. This was later found to be complete bull honkey and those who spread the false information were promptly deloused and given three months rations.

I wanted to watch mud-wrestling, but that damn Kyle's Grandma kept talking about Bert and Ernie and stole the remote, sticking it in her knee skin so that I could not retrieve it.

by Kyle's Grandpa September 17, 2008

I had yer grandma last night

It litterally means "I had sex with your grandmother last night."
It just removes the word 'sex' to make it shorter, like any other slang term.

Ryan: "Yo man, what were you doin' last night?"

Jack: "I had yer grandma last night"

Ryan: "What the hell man?! That's sick!"

by jeNANANANANAA BATMAN! April 11, 2009

tea with grandma

A euphonism for anal sex (a code phrase that sounds innocent enough)

Parents: Where are you going?
Son/Daughter: Im going to have tea with grandma.

by ryne August 26, 2005

obama's grandma

A person who is sacrificed by an other person for personal gain; usually the sacrificed is undeserving or at least vulnerable. A person to throw under the bus

Alternate use, call the sacrificed the bus chucker's Grandma.

"Carl talked to the boss and made me Obama's grandma."

Alternate use: "My boss just chewed me out because I guess I'm Carl's grandma."

by jimzjunk March 27, 2008