1) When A Girl/Guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances
2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother
2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother
1::
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother
Orlando: Dude major grandma
2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear
Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother
Orlando: Dude major grandma
2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear
Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it
by Shapreston July 22, 2010
Get the Grandma Cockblockmug. A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids
by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018
Get the Barstool grandmamug. Where your Grandma is done baking cookies and grabs some nunchucks. Usually, the grandma will go batshit crazy with said nunchucks and will break everything.
by Words are fun ay? August 14, 2022
Get the Nunchuck Grandmamug. 1. The source of all cookies
2. The slowest group of drivers n the US
3. Someone who is cooler that. Your mom
2. The slowest group of drivers n the US
3. Someone who is cooler that. Your mom
by Niikeeeee August 6, 2016
Get the Grandmamug. A young woman, usually in her early 20’s, who looks and acts like an old bag. Generally has frizzy hair, glasses, and likes to wear sweaters, even in the summertime. Considers readings books to be “a fun night,” and one could envision her having several grandchildren despite being a virgin.
It’s so insane how Kathleen’s only 19 but she looks like she’s in her 60s. Maybe if she wasn’t wearing that homely sweater she wouldn’t be such a grandma girl.
by Gerks March 3, 2025
Get the Grandma Girlmug. grandma lil / was married to dick but he died
single and ready to mingle 😜😜🥳🥳🍷
age - 88 !! 🤪 , grandkids - khloe , kai , oliver , annaly and my cum
fav song - squiwards nose
i love dick !! 😋😋😋😋 * slurps ur dick*
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
single and ready to mingle 😜😜🥳🥳🍷
age - 88 !! 🤪 , grandkids - khloe , kai , oliver , annaly and my cum
fav song - squiwards nose
i love dick !! 😋😋😋😋 * slurps ur dick*
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
omg look it’s khloe super sexy grandma lil !!
OMG WOW SHE NEEDS TO EAT ME OUT!!
omg she needs to give me a blow job.
OMG WOW SHE NEEDS TO EAT ME OUT!!
omg she needs to give me a blow job.
by pussy in my ass January 22, 2022
Get the grandma lilmug. The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.
I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...
by Jon John Joan April 10, 2020
Get the Grandma's Eggsmug.