Grandma’s a chill guy

I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked

Grandma’s a chill guy…

by Acidnigah January 16, 2025

grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 26, 2021

Sweaty grandma

Its technically a milf but older with sweaty boobs

Hey girl your lookin like a sweaty grandma

by Quadaledinglescum June 11, 2022

grandma

the hottest woman alive, I'm so lucky to have her in my life she's the best girlfriend I could ever ask for.

"You wanna go back to the bedroom Grandma?"

by May 11, 2023

Grandma

The sexy beast you love

oh my god that grandma is so hot

by squidward_990 June 01, 2021

Grandma

The woman you should push down the stairs

“Grandma Billy’s coming!”

by KidGamer27 October 15, 2019

Grandma

The one person that can cook in the family.

Cousin 1: this food is amazing!
Cousin 2: it was probably made by grandma.

by Glen Ellyn people December 17, 2018