filbert

The sexual act of receiving oral pleasure while taking a shit (blumkin) in a port-a-potty.

Dude, Jake totally got a filbert in that Johnny on the Spot outside Quick Shop last night." "Fucking pervs."

by TheCompound1341 July 10, 2011

False Hope

Obama's entire campaign.

McCain: People should vote for me, at least I don't spew false hope like Obama does.
America: Then you shouldn't have picked Sarah Palin, you old jackass

by successfulheterosexual June 15, 2010

False friend

When you fart thinking just to pass gas, but actually you shit your pants. Ops, too late.

False friend!!!!

by M.M.Ridiculous March 17, 2011

false advertising

also false-advertising or false advertise n. Relates to instances on the internet (particularly, but not limited to gay culture) where non-desirable looking persons promote extremely favorable images of themselves, or others, in an effort to lead the viewer into believing that that is how the sender looks on a daily basis.

I went all the way across town to hook up with that guy last night because he wanted me really badly and looked really hot online, but when I got there that fugly slut opened the door and scared the crap out of me. I told him to stop false advertising and put up some pictures that looked like him and less like Ashton Kutcher, then I went home.

by JacobKing0722 November 13, 2007

file

an abreviation of a peodofile

'ur little sis it sexy, i jus wanna do her rite now.'
'WTF u file shes 7!!!'

by hawkstain July 29, 2006

Filet Mingay

Finger foods that the host figured would be delicious and well-received, but are in actuality, a plate of emasculation.

"Oh gee, how nice of Bobby to serve us a plate of FILET MINGAY! Nobody eats belgium waffles with sprinkles!"

Preston-"How about I add croûtons with the roast?"
Blake-"I don't think the recipe is to make Filet Mingay"

by ZFP June 14, 2008

False Hype

When your doing a task or a series of tasks that you really don't want to do and you need some motivation for getting it done.

Im running on False Hype this week.

No false hype!

by falsehyper July 31, 2018