father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.

You have 1 New Text Message

MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.

by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010

In THe Back Of The Father And Mother Infecting Anyone Body Squabble Is The Sunflower Deed

In THe Back Of The Father And Mother Infecting Anyone Body Squabble Is The Sunflower Deed

In THe Back Of The Father And Mother Infecting Anyone Body Squabble Is The Sunflower Deed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

father

a male figure that leaves when his child is born

your father is gone on some pimp shit

by gerald39+edward85 December 30, 2020

My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again

"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."

by WishIsGay June 12, 2022

Father

"Father" is someone who loves to go to the store and get milk.. He'll come back... right??

My Father left to go get the milk, ten years ago..

by EatGlueee July 21, 2021

Father

Something that has left you or raped your mom.

i love you father.

by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024

Father

Something that left you.

Tommy's father left him.

by H0URS July 5, 2022