carpet farmer

a man who only has children of the female persuasion.

Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.

Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.

carpet farmer by Michael P. Abker March 23, 2006

Melon farmer 

A female with massive boobs. most likely named Karinne/ Karen

Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!

Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas

Melon farmer by estythebesty November 12, 2009

dirt farmer 

the worst job in the world you spend your whole day kicking the floor so dust comes up and you collect and you are paid 1p per kilogram.

'' i work on a dirtfarm all day''

dirt farmer by gangsta boi September 6, 2005

Dirt Farmer 

Sexual position where the man is titty fucking the girl with a horse-shoe digger in and spits on the tits for lubrication

*girl having digger in optional

Dude I can't believe I did the dirt farmer in my bed last night, it was so messy we had to sleep on the couch

Dirt Farmer by TheBongMan40to5oclock June 27, 2012

Melon Farmer 

Somebody who's great with a gun, especially at getting head shots.

Kyle's a melon farmer, when he leaves a room all you see is brains splattered all over the walls.

Melon Farmer by Kabou June 6, 2010

booger farmer 

First coined by comedianne Bret Butler as an uneducated rural person. Often synonmous with a goober or a bumpkin. The obvious implication is that they spend a lot of time with their finger up their nose. Can often be seen hanging around drag strips wearing any of the following:
Overalls, a shirt with a beer advertisement, a shirt with an auto parts advertisement, a shirt with a race car or race car driver on it, or a black shirt with a wolf howling at the moon (in two poses).

Although they often populate the rural areas, they sometimes move into larger cities and hang around the DMV.

Son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there? No not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt. Yeah, stay away from him--he'll start talking about drag racing.

booger farmer by Eric July 11, 2004

Aids farmer 

Someone who sleeps with lots of women, unaware of the fact that he is actually HIV positive.

Someone with AIDS/HIV who intentionally spreads the virus by sleeping with as many people as possible

"I can't believe you never wear a condom you fucking AIDS farmer!"

"What do you mean you never wear a Jonny, you've got HIV, you AIDS farmer!"

Aids farmer by Horse-Birdman January 31, 2012