Fake

Fake ass people who say they got you buy always act like they aint say it the first time.

Example: Me: Hey, when you gonna hook me up with that dvd player?

Him: Yea man, I got you. Come down and bring me the money and I got you.

Me: *Arrives at store, attempts to give money*

Him: What do you want? I said what? No I didn't. No way go buy that shit yourself.

Me: You fake as shit fag.

Him: Na man, I'm never fake.

by Purple drank 911 November 6, 2010

Joke failed

A short phrase that you can say when somebody's joke ''fails''. This could be due to nobody laughing, or you just not finding the joke funny. This could also be after a long period of this person trying to be funny and consistently failing at it. A consistent calling out of somebody's jokes failing is proof of that person being unfunny. This person needs this, so that they can understand and improve their behaviour.

Mateusz: Louis is so short, that climbing one step, is like climbing Mount Everest.

Felix: Joke failed, you're just not funny dude, it's the 5th time today.

Louis: Yeah, quit trying to be the funny guy

by Bundinkalegend May 21, 2022

Fake Chow

Fake Chow is when you are going to perform cunninlingus on a woman, but either a) You were never really in the mood to go down on her because she hasn't shaved for a few weeks or b) You got a whiff of her bearded clam and had already reached the point of no return and in doing so you began the Fake Chow. Using your fingers as your tongue and making lip smacking noises as if you are enjoying some of Uncle Ho's famous Kung Pao Chicken.

Went to go down on this broad I picked up from The Mirage but her snatch smelled like Bob Marley's Dreadlock's boiled in a Curry broth so in a snap decision I gave her the Fake Chow.

by Daddy Diesel April 28, 2011

fake

a person who tries to act cool but never realizes how foolish they're acting. they may think everyone likes them, but don't know that every one of her "friends" are talking shit about her behind that persons back and are using them for their money or car then tells them way later that no one likes them to make them feel like fucken shit.

by the way, you fuckers who wait till the last fucken minute to tell them no one likes them are even worse.

"omg that girls such a fake, maybe if she stopped trying to be cool ppl WOULD be cool with her"

by jycottonmouth May 4, 2007

fake news

Any news reported by mainstream media which is deemed unflattering, incriminating or otherwise hitting too close to home for Donald Trump and/or his cabinet of lap dog Republicans, regardless of it's actual factualness or validity.

Donald Trump refers to all of the leaks coming out regarding his ties to Putin and Russia fake news because unlike most of us, he believes that the office of the presidency gives him the power to reinvent reality.

by PaulY_41 February 17, 2017

FAKE ASS BITCH

FEMALE WHO CONTRODICTS HER SELF BY SAYING CHICKS BEFORE DICKS TO HER FRIENDS BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT SHE PUTS A MAN BEFORE HER HOMEGIRLS AND ITS OKAY FOR HER

MAN! STARS A FAKE ASS BITCH! FOO ,SHE TOLD ME TO DITCH MY MAN LAST FRIDAY BUT YET THE BITCH DITCHED ME YESTERDAY JUST TO SEE HER UGLY ASS VATO THAT SHE KNOWS FUCKED UP ON HER!

by MS.DRAMA February 28, 2010

fake tits mcgraw

a common female "mcgraw", with large obviously fake breasts

"for fuck sake dougie, fake tits mcgraw has got her baps out again"

As seen in Kavos 2005

by Stuarty boy April 17, 2007