fetus

one who gets intoxicated to the point he/she turns into a different person, usually resulting in peeing on people/objects

(the next morning)...oh fuck fetus pissed on the couch again

by slick rap November 7, 2007

Blowhole Fetus

While having sex with your pregnant girlfriend, you inadvertently puncture the back of the fetus's head. Thus, causing a hole similar to a dolphin's blowhole.

1. I like to pour palmolive soap into Missy's dead blowhole fetus, and watch it blow bubbles.

by Dom C April 10, 2008

Baby fetus

What i enjoy for my breakfast. Often accompanied by a glass of milk. Some like it sauteed in a pan. I prefer it raw, but thats just me. Can be found in your local grocery store or Abortion Clinic (they're in the dumpsters).

Many celebritys such as Bob Barker and Paris Hilton eat baby fetuses and you should to!

Billy Jean: What'd ya have for breakfast this mornin?

Tom Spilchnor: Baby fetus and a cake.

by Senor.Cookies. October 3, 2009

fogus

A sexual move where a person wraps their stool in cling film, freezes it, and is then fucked with their own faeces!

She loves the fogus so much I had to buy a bigger freezer.

by Bel's December 24, 2008

fetus

something emo kids seem to have a fascination with esp. in attempts to sound "cool/funny" by blurting out random statements including it

I'ma chew on your fetus!

by telephone45 January 22, 2009

Focus Pocus

Like 'abra cadabra', a spell you cast hoping it will increase your productivity.

It's Friday at 3:30. I either need a beer already or a healthy dose of focus pocus.

by parkca01 December 18, 2011

Fetus

A tasty, juicy, morsel, made of human flesh, blood, and many organs, which vary depending on gender.

Hey, I just went in a hospital, murdered a family, and mutilated a pregnant mother and ripped her organs out, and harvested her fetus in a basket. I'm gonna spice it once I get home!

by Die Fuhrer March 27, 2013