fluke

Noun.
Meaning "Slut" . A trashy female that sleeps around. May also be considered a prostitute. Uses birth control but doesnt want to have to pay for it. (also see definition for cheap)

That woman is such a fluke she was having sex all night.

Being the fluke you are I know you will do me right.

by muddyib June 17, 2012

Fluke

Michigan State Universities 2010 College Football Season.

No fluke here: Chippewas earned win over MSU.

by Enemy_1 September 1, 2011

Fluberknocker

One who lacks the ability to have sex with a condom because he loses his boner while putting it on.

David is such a Fluberknocker!

by Millertime86 August 30, 2010

Fluent Nonsense

When you don't know majority of the words in the English language, so you just make up your own words, or you substitute in the wrong words for different meanings.

Shanay-Nay: What will happen to me if I drink this ???

Mashira: You will get inflamaragimato.

Shanay-Nay: Whats that ???

Mashira: Its when your colonizationalator burns.

Shanay-Nay: What language are you speaking ???

Mashira: Its Fluent Nonsense.

by kallmekween November 13, 2010

Fluent in Typo

A cognizance of meaning in text that is riddled with typographical errors. Typically used to prevent individuals from sending repeated corrections for spelling errors.

sms from Jane: "Wil met yuo @ 6ish"
2 seconds later...

sms from Jane: "Will = Will, met = meet, yuo = you"
sms from John: "No worries, I'm fluent in typo"

by EkoZulu April 8, 2011

fauteux

Pronounced photo; probably the most fucked up bunch of people you will ever meet

The Fauteux family reunion was nutty than ever; grandpa Earl got cousin Marie pregnant and Billy Joe was in prison for assault with a sex toy.

by depressed_lifestyle April 26, 2015

fluent ozzy osbourne

When you are so drunk you sound like the famous rock star Ozzy Osbourne when speaking.

Person 1: df;j;ajfjfkjfajghhahfhg
Person 2: I think you are speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne again.

by Thoffman678 December 10, 2017