Morning English

The words you use in the morning while talking to strangers in gas stations, breakfast shops and coffee houses. While in your head, makes perfect sense. Audibly, It consists of various Broken English babble that makes no sense to anyone unless it is used in conjunction with hand signals.

Dude, your Morning English was so bad I thought you were speaking Alien.

by TheBigE_843 March 7, 2015

69 English muffin

When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix

Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?

Ashley: yes daddy

by 69englishmuffin May 11, 2018

Concise English

The variety of English which primarily or only uses concise words or expressions.

Writers simplify and trim the dialogues in scripts so that in movies and television programs the actors speak Concise English. As far as I know, no dialogue has been intentionally written to be wordy.

by but for November 26, 2018

Brief English

A dialect which uses the brief versions of expressions and is based on the "Prolix, and Concise, Sets of Words" handbook.

Identifying and listing the prolix and illogical English expressions and their concise counterparts, a scholar realized that many who use the brief expressions speak in the Brief English dialect, which unlike other dialects focuses not on which words are said, not how they are said.

by but for March 13, 2019

Apex English

Someone who writes a book, and doesn’t get the grammar checked

Apex English - Sally walked into the room Jeff said, on his knees Simon said. Hello there Michelle spoke although sally was woke

by HulkSmasher March 31, 2019

Brandon English

Very good in bed and loves when people say his name

He is Brandon English

by Yo133 April 7, 2019

Great Englishing

A sarcastic way of saying you can’t speak English well.

Richard “I went and to see the movie yesterday.”

Vanessa “Great englishing.”

by Fizzwizz2410 April 18, 2019