driver's license chicken

Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver's license and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). Then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).

If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.

See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken

"Hey Eddie, I'm starving, man. Even prison food would beat this empty fridge. Let's go play driver's license chicken!"

by Mark_J January 17, 2009

Chain Drive Wallet

Wallet usually made of leather, usually large size that is carried in a hip pocket and secured to the wearers belt by a chain. Popular with bikers and truck drivers.

The guy was carrying about a thousand dollars in one of those chain drive wallets.

by zboss November 5, 2006

kyle driver

An aggressive or heated sexual act that is typically accompanied with dirty talk and wrestling moves. This is most often employed by a person with the name Kyle or a person with a close friend named Kyle.

Dave: How was your night last night?

Kyle: Things got so hot, I had to put the Kyle Driver to her.

Dave: Man, it's good to be you.

by uOFuMJ May 15, 2007

Lebanese Driving License

A driving license that is granted by the so-called Lebanese Republic and which in 70% of the cases does not require passing a driving test or even be there. You just have to pay like a 100 $ to a crook who knows somebody at the automobile registration authority and your driving license is granted.

If you pay 120 $ it can be delivered to your own home.

John: Bitch that's a one way street, who the fuck gave you a that lebanese driving license?

Bitch: Paul. for 125 $ he delivered it too. Who gave you yours?

John: Mohamed, but I only paid 100 $

by Abou Louci January 8, 2012

woman driver

Scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.

woman driver's score

lampost 5 points x4


car on left 10 points x2

car on right 15 points x3

old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1


Total 110 pts.

Will the insurance company be informed? hell no

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

drive by farming

Where men 50+ who live in Iowa, get in their tractors and farm other peoples crops and then leave at 2 MPHs

Yesterday these guys drive by famed me.

by Apul January 19, 2003

daiven

The most hottest boy ever! He goes for girls that have the best personality . can be mean, but also really nice. He will make you the happiest girl on earth. Go get yourself a Daiven

#hot #bestmanonearth

Girl1: wow he is the best man on earth his name is Daiven and he makes me so happy

Girl 2 : wow wish I had a daiven

by Daiven January 28, 2018