Definitions by zboss

Cockpit Trouble 

A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.

(Also "Cockpit Problems")

Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."

Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."

Cockpit Trouble by zboss April 27, 2009

gwarnum 

Any foreign material, undesirable material, or unidentified substance.

Don't use that spoon, there's gwarnum on it, here's a clean one.

gwarnum by zboss July 21, 2007

Weak Sister 

1. A weak or undependable member of a group. 2. A person regarded as timid or indecisive.

Jim's a fuckin' weak sister, he couldn't decide whether to shit or go blind.

Weak Sister by zboss July 5, 2007

Chain Drive Wallet 

Wallet usually made of leather, usually large size that is carried in a hip pocket and secured to the wearers belt by a chain. Popular with bikers and truck drivers.

The guy was carrying about a thousand dollars in one of those chain drive wallets.

Chain Drive Wallet by zboss November 5, 2006