douche and run

Entering a drug store, using a douche off the shelf, in the aisle, and leaving, without paying.

"The prostitutes like to douche and run at the Walgreens on MLK."

by PJSINSANE November 16, 2013

douch-it-out

When two or more guys do douchy things to eachother over and over. Usually over something dumb that happened a long time ago.

GUY A loses a bet to GUY B and doesn't follow through with his end of the deal. GUY B proceeds to call him an asshole and takes a dump on GUY A's porch. GUY A retaliates by smashing GUY B's window.So on and so forth.

GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"

GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.

by Oswaldo Rodriguez November 15, 2009

Douche llama

Another name which can be used to describe the general psychological state of the masses (also known as sheeple, sleep walkers, the herd, etc. ). Douche llamas wander aimlessly through life without much thought or concern in regards to how they are spending that life. They are not able to think for themselves, are generally quite boring and uninteresting to socialize with, but at the very least, douche llamas CAN be good for a hump or two... Sometimes even 3...but a 3 hump douche llama is as hard to find as a 4 leaf clover, so are few and far between.

Llamas dont have humps... Thats a camel. What a douche llama!! Wonder what a llama toe looks like?

by Seanonamous October 23, 2017

Douche Kanoodler

A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.

Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler

by lizzchick September 16, 2011

Douche Poof

The douchey styling of one's hair into a single poof or point at the front of the head. May be natural, though is often a result of unecessary amounts of hair gel.

Brandon: Jeff, what's with your hair?
Jeff: What? You don't like my douche poof?
Brandon: OH MY GOD YOU TOOL BAG.

by BananaBerger December 7, 2010

Douche Hook

A girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.

Hey, there goes kristie
Yeah, she's drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!

by Johnson Johnson Johnson May 31, 2010

douche broad

The female version of a "douche-bag." Quite possibly the 2nd worse term you can call a woman.

Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.

Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.

Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...

My douche broad girlfriend is pissing me off, but she is so damn sexy!

by cityguychicago May 15, 2011