Mushroom Dunk

An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.

Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.

Shelly: How come?

Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.

Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.

by Clyde Barstow October 26, 2012

midget dunk

attempting to produce a sucessful layup, but hitting the under side of the rim or backboard resulting in you or who ever is standing in that certain area gets hit in the face by the ball

Shane has some amazing midget dunks

by Nicecheeks May 28, 2014

Dunk Hunting

When Someone post an outrageous opinion, usually a troll tweet, often times racist, not to argue in good faith, but to make someone of the opposite political spectrum mad and get quote tweeted thereby amplifying their own Twitter account

That GOP congressman tweet about Black Fathers is an obvious attempt at Dunk Hunting don’t quote tweet it

by N totheH December 7, 2021

Skunk Dunking

When your bowel breathes a breath onto an unsuspecting victim.

Also known as farting on someone

"Bro be skunk dunking!"

by MooniMix April 11, 2024

Slam dunked

When your having a wank and accidently jizzed in your belly button on the full

(After wank) fuck I just slam dunked myself again

by Vette is a cunt March 21, 2019

dunk biscuits

A term used to describe inserting ones testicles into another person's anus. It has become a stereotypical act of the homosexual community in the highlands.

Apparently they took it in turns to dunk biscuits, if you know what I mean...

by Schlongzilla (MJB) January 10, 2012

Swiss dunk

The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.

GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"

GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."

GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"

GUY: "A lot of German beers."

GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."

by Abdallah Price October 19, 2012